A straight answer

Sometimes I do my best to talk dirty with my friends, but they just won't take the plunge... This is ONE such occasion.

ME: What you doing for new years?

Tiff: Not sure what I'm doing yet. Either hanging out at home or going over to my parents house. I know, fun right? Lol. I'm so lame. What about you? Any big plans for New Years?

ME: I have a few invites, but I'm haven't decided.  I think you should come visit for new years :)

Tiff: I SHOULD come visit for new years...that would be a good time. ;)

ME: Would definitely be a great way to wrap up 2011 and start 2012!

Tiff: For Sure! :) So what did you have in mind?

ME: Well... We could go out dancing or we could grab a hotel room and some wine.  I could give you a nice massage. We could do anything you wanted ;)

Tiff: Sounds like we could have some fun! But I have to have ONE drink in order to dance...lol.

ME: Sounds wonderful to me.

Tiff: Extremely... What would we do for the after party? ;)

ME: Depends... what do you have in mind?

Tiff: What do YOU have in mind?

ME: Falling asleep :p

Tiff: Sleeping... Really??????

ME: You don't like my idea?  haha What do you have in mind then?

Tiff: I don't like your idea.. Sleep is no fun... I was thinking of something more fun...

ME: Like what?

Tiff: Possibly... Fornication Under Carnal Knowledge - ing. Lol.

ME: Oh yeah? What do you want done to you?

Tiff: What do you wanna do to me?

ME: Right now... Kinda wanna throttle you because you won't get crazy or descriptive HAHAHA

Tiff: Hahahahaha! You make me laugh. Ok.... I'd want you to do anything and everything you wanted to me. I can handle anything... ;)

ME: Somehow I don't think you could handle the crazy shit I'd wanna do to you.  To say I'm a pervert would be a mild statement... then again, you know that.

Tiff: You're right.  On second thought sleep sounds like a much better idea.  Last time I couldn't walk, pee, or shit right for a week.